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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

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ohjunghwan:

i’d react the same way if i were watching my girl walk down the runway like that

ohjunghwan:

i’d react the same way if i were watching my girl walk down the runway like that

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dalandofmilkandhoney:

Serena Williams

dalandofmilkandhoney:

Serena Williams

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jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

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hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

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“Every intelligent individual wants to know what makes him tick, and yet is at once fascinated and frustrated by the fact that oneself is the most difficult of all things to know.”

—   ― Alan Wilson Watts (via psych-quotes)

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curlskinksandcoils:

Happy Easter!

curlskinksandcoils:

Happy Easter!

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5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

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idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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